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10 annoying things women do in bed

Posted: Apr 18, 2015 at 12:00 am   /   by   /   comments (0)

Ok, before I start this piece, let me make something clear. Men love women. Hardly would you find a man who is a woman hater and I’m not about to give you a long rant about how women are all terrible in bed! But I am going to state some of the annoying things women do in bed. I’m doing this so we can all learn and correct our mistakes. Two points to consider first of all:

1. A lot of women are constantly bitching about how men are crap in bed.

2. There are more wack women in bed than great women in bed

So here are the 10 things women do in the bedroom that pisses men off


Treating his d** like it’s a piece of gym equipment! – 

Be gentle ladies. His c*** might not be as sensitive as your clit but it still needs a gentle touch. Don’t grip it like a dumbbell and whatever you do don’t pull his foreskin back too far THIS REALLY HURTS.


Biting his dick! – I know this isn’t the same for all guys but some guys when getting a blowjob they don’t want you to bite the end of their d***! Use your tongue and your lips to blow such minds (men), simply means you gatta study the man you are with.


Expecting him to do all the work! – Don’t lie back and expect him to do all the work, it is lazy and selfish. Sex is best when both partners want to give the other pleasure, when both partners want to give more than they receive. This is a very simple way to make sex better.


Bending his dick into uncomfortable positions. – Often reverse cowgirl but in some other positions as well. If you need to hit a certain spot I get it, but his dick can snap under pressure. If it does, blood will pour out of the end of it and it won’t work for months! Be careful with your lover’s prick or you may just lose your favorite toy.


Faking orgasms – Don’t do it. If your man is terrible in bed don’t kid him into thinking he is doing a good job and for those men that can tell the difference it is a major turn off to them.


Not helping a man out/expecting him to know everything – He’s not a mind reader! Women are complicated creatures. They all have different sexual needs and those needs differ from day to day. If you don’t give him some clues as to what you want it is very hard for him to guess.


Nipple fiddling –. During foreplay most men like having their nipples squeezed and nibbled. But often after sex a woman will start to fiddle with his nipples as if to give her fingers something to do. This really pisses many men off so tread with caution!


Telling him you are going to cum (too early) – Oh damm! This is serious. For guys, when a woman says, “I’m going to cum” it can very often push them over the edge to cumming very, very quickly. Sometimes a woman will say it far too early and then we (men) end up cumming before she gets a chance to! Clearly not good for anyone involved.


Keeping too many secrets – So many times a man would ask a woman “what do you fantasise about” or “what would you like to try in bed” they reply “nothing”. Yeah right lol! You (women) never fantasize and you don’t have any sexual desires, are you a robot?

So, as promised, for any of you ladies reading this, here are solutions:


Treating his dick like it’s a piece of gym equipment! – Each c*** has its own preferences but the skill here is to start off gently until you know what your lover prefers.


Biting his dick! – Don’t do it unless it is requested. Keep your teeth away from any d*** you suck!


Expecting him to do all the work! – Just get off your lazy ass and do something. If you feel unsure or nervous about taking action, have a chat with Damilola on 27f8d998 and get some sexy skills to use on your man.


Bending his dick into uncomfortable positions – If you are trying out some crazy new position double check that your lover is cool with it and then start off slowly until you know his dick is safe.


Faking orgasms – Don’t do it. If your lover is so bad that you feel you have to, you might want to think about getting a new one!


Expecting him to know everything – I know in your ideal fantasy world you wouldn’t ever have to tell a man anything and he would still know every tiny detail of how to give you the best fucking of your life. BUT this isn’t an ideal world so help your man out and you will reap the rewards!


Nipple fiddling – Maybe this one isn’t peculiar to all men, ask your man and see if he feels this way?


Telling men they are going to cum too early – Don’t say you are going to cum until you are very, very close. Then say it; please do, as it is very sexy!


Keeping too many secrets – Do your best to share your desires and fantasies. It will improve your sex life.


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